phantomrose96:

putting in a hard day’s work at the not actually getting anything done factory

braindeadvirtually:

bruh, never thought my fanfiction repertoire would one day reveal that it was me, I was the first fic writer of Paul Blart: Mall Cop fanfic on the one and only FanFiction.net

nick-nellson:

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Holes (2003) dir. Andrew Davis

fullmetalfisting:

toboldlylesbian:

stevenrogered:

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

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You know, that’s fair

tahthetrickster:

tahthetrickster:

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

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i have to do EVERYTHING around here

youngmikosbabymama:

This is gonna be the phone in bed that saves me

qilingxiong:

a new updated and significantly worse version of The Game (sorry) directed at a specific subset of chronically online people has infact been circling since the mid-2010s. and it is lost when one fumbles while attempting to plug their phone in to charge at night

worldheritagepostorganization:

blueeyesatnight:

ach-seal-beag-gearr:

mornington-the-crescent:

blancabitchcraft:

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*vibrating* it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem

ive had this queued since february.

World Heritage Post

bob-artist:

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

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userautumn:

Imagine being into gothic horror and then saying “proshippers dni.” Baby you do NOT like gothic horror you like the gothic aesthetic, there’s a difference

fellator:

doesn’t it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

datadegroove:

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated